Jeff the Great says "Don't Drink the Water!"

Over the weekend I took my first trip down to the much debated Portland Ariel Tram. No, I didn't ride the stupid thing, you will never catch me giving my money to the city for crap like that.

After my companions returned to the new OHSU center at the bottom of the hill, we toured the new health club that is operated by the university (it's open to public membership).

After touring the pool our guide directed the men to the locker room on the left and the women to the right. After some crass jokes, I decided I'd take the opportunity to take a leak. As I unzipped and got ready to shoot, I am faced with this sign:

Now I am no MENSA member, but seriously, don't drink the urinal water? Have we really gotten to this point in society that we need to put up a warning sign for everything?

As far as I am concerned, drink the water, please! The world could use a few less idiots.

-Jeff the Great

Jeff the Great Beats Cancer!

My 22 year old brother-in-law is in a fight for his life against cancer. Last night a fundraiser put on by his family raised an estimated $15k to help medical bills and living expenses. He couldn't be there to see this wonderful show of support as he was laid up in a hospital bed at OHSU.

Here is an incredible video recorded by Klinton and his wife Elizabeth as a thank you to all who are fighting with him:



-Jeff the Great